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The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier
this is.....
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful,
sitting around the breakfast table
when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my
stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I
don't want
some other a$$hole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry
another a$$hole?"
this is.....
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful,
sitting around the breakfast table
when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my
stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I
don't want
some other a$$hole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry
another a$$hole?"
