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uxix

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?:laugh

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious):hit

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)GG22

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?):laugh

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
 
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CALizzz

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Yep a whole list of D'UH'z there. I love the first step on most frozen foods.. Remove product from carton.... << if you need these, probably shouldn't be in the kitchen at all!!

I worked for this event staffing company. Filling out the app. and I get to - Do you have an Iron??

Do you know how to use it??

I said REALLY?? C'mon! I'm getting my black and whites and the chick says wait till you work a cpl. events. They were right to ask. I would have sent a chunk of them home! Nothing like pride in what you do!

labell cracked me up, Oh My! :laugh

:thumbsup
 

Anton DB

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Thanks, that was a good laugh!!
Almost pissed in my pants reading this one..and the chainsaw ofcourse!

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


:proud
 

CALizzz

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Yep- that's hard to believe! I found some OLD friends from Jr. High. Gary is a Firefighter- he posted the stupidity of some people. Fire blazing, and parents with little kids while he's on top of the fire engine, trying to put the fire out.. Is everthing all right. He flipped. Told the guy off. I asked him did you Really say that or just think it. He said 'come on Liz- you've known me for??' F... ya I said it!

He posted Pic's of him. Always cool to see old friends doing well!!
XoX
 
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vixen777

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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


Damn is that what I have been doing wrong!GG22
 

PIXIEW

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ROTFLMAO I ALWAYS CAN COUNT ON A GOOD LAUGH WHEN I COME TO STREAK YOU ALL ARE AWESOME AND THANKS FOR THE CONSTANT REMINDER THAT US STREAKERS ARE THE ONLY SMART EARTHLINGS ( I DID NOT SAY WE COULD SPELL ):laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
 

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