funny joke

[lynnyadg]

poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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[CareyG]

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[iataz]

OMG LMAO

 

[msfilly]

LMAO OMG clear case of good for the goose good for the gander LOLOLOLOL

 

[lynnyadg]

A man took his pet duck to the movie theatre. He was worried about not getting admitted if someone saw the duck, so to hide the duck he stuck it inside his pants. After awhile (inside the movie theatre) the duck began to get uncomfortable, so the man opened his zipper so the duck could stick his head out. That was alot better. There were two women sitting next to him in the theatre. One woman said to the other one, "Muriel, that man has his "thing" out". Muriel said, So what you’ve seen one before. "Yes", replied her friend, "but this one is eating my popcorn!"

 

[toctallent]

wow thats pretty sick. lol