SECRET TO LIVING A LONG LIFE
This old gal was sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,"You look really happy! What is your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said, "and before I go to bed I smoke a big joint. I've eaten junk food all my life, and I put away a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and I never exercise."
"Absolutely amazing," I replied. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four."
This old gal was sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,"You look really happy! What is your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said, "and before I go to bed I smoke a big joint. I've eaten junk food all my life, and I put away a fifth of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and I never exercise."
"Absolutely amazing," I replied. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four."