I also have two wonderful boys - Brandon, who is 21 (a much handsomer version of Bruno Mars) and Richard, who is 12 (and does not know when to stop talking!). Relationship Status is currently "Complicated" as I contemplate divorce as I have been married for over 4 years, and recently discovered he had been unfaithful for the past 2-3 years...going online and emailing/chatting with all kinds of girls/women: younger than my son, older than dirt, uglier than my husband in drag, fatter than me, friendless as a crack addict, less educated than a blade of crab grass, with less soul than an atheist and with less morals, integrity, pride and heart than Osama Bin Laden...well, you get the point....
UNLESS YOUR CAJONES ARE WAY BIGGER THAN MINE ARE....DON'T **** WITH ME. PERIOD. BOOM KANANI'Z