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Hi all just lettin you know I'm still kickin. And a little gross picture for you too.

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the...

I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You...

Figured I had better get the last of the flowers for you streaker Girls! You all work so hard for us. Also for the girls that are involved with the daily goings on.

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much...

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme Court justices 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country. It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300...

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Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems > > that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to > > walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each > > walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their...

To bad this is on the freeroll.. But it put me in first.. It still had 45 min left and I had no money in account to keep going if needed...Dang :tonguecrazy:tonguecrazy <a href="http://www.villento.com/?btag=va822198_aff_b000415_24082008_22820_ATS" target="_blank" title="Villento Las Vegas"...

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. Forgive...

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the...

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The Streak is so much more than most forums!! Its all about real people that love to gamble and love to win even more, But the real part is how much caring and kindness is shown and given from The mods, and the members. When I have been so sick I feel like giving up I login and let you know and...

Hello all...Been under the weather and lots of dr. appts. I had a bad reaction to a cortizone shot they gave me in my shoulder. It swelled up my neck and made it real hard to breath or eat. But am feeling better each day. Stayed a few days in the hospital again. My nurse's just love me at...

Thank you Streaker gals and Poker Royale that was great..Except Me being a dumb shit and getting into a omaha tourney an 1 1/2 before the streak Tourney and because I have only played Omaha a couple times figured I would be all in in no time! But I got lucky and finished 3rd in both of them...

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Ok streakers, Since my little boat trip I have messed my neck up and can't hardly turn my head,don't know how? My lower back and hip so i'm gimpimg around syatic nerve is pinched cause pain shoots down right leg, have to see my bone crusher but she is on vacation for another week. Found out...