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Subject: On his 70th birthday
On his 70th
birthday the guy got a gift certificate from his wife.
The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation
who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for occasional erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the
medicine man, and wondered what he was in for. :dizzy
The old man slowly,
methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his
shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take
only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.� 'When you do that, you will become more
manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.'
He was encouraged. As the medicine man walked away, he turned and
asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working? '
'Your partner must
say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. 'But when she does, the medicine will not work
again until the next full moon.'
He was eager to see if it worked. He
went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited
his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes
and said, '1-2-3!'
Immediately, He was the manliest of men. His
wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, 'What
was the 1-2-3 for?' angry
And that, boys and girls, is why we should
never end our sentences with a preposition.
On his 70th
birthday the guy got a gift certificate from his wife.
The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation
who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for occasional erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the
medicine man, and wondered what he was in for. :dizzy
The old man slowly,
methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his
shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take
only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.� 'When you do that, you will become more
manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.'
He was encouraged. As the medicine man walked away, he turned and
asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working? '
'Your partner must
say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. 'But when she does, the medicine will not work
again until the next full moon.'
He was eager to see if it worked. He
went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited
his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes
and said, '1-2-3!'
Immediately, He was the manliest of men. His
wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, 'What
was the 1-2-3 for?' angry
And that, boys and girls, is why we should
never end our sentences with a preposition.
