Who Checked The Oil?

[judyb57]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

 

[Iamagambler]

Love it.....

We are paying 3.54 gal...I heard up to 5.00 by Apr...CRAZY!!

 

[judyb57]

I have heard the same thing. Its ridiculous!

 

[weesie]

Judy, that is too funny!! Ironically true too!

 

[Silkprint]

Years ago Tom asked me to put oil in the car .
I told him later that I was outside and the guys from the gym came over and did it for me because I was sitting on the stairs crying and crying . It seems you don't Put it in thru the dipstick hole and thats why it was taking me HOURS !

 

[judyb57]

Years ago Tom asked me to put oil in the car .
I told him later that I was outside and the guys from the gym came over and did it for me because I was sitting on the stairs crying and crying . It seems you don't Put it in thru the dipstick hole and thats why it was taking me HOURS !

 

[dani3839]

too funny, lmaooo!!
and so true too

 

[vixen777]

LMFAOOOOO

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

Wow your fuel is cheaper than ours, I paid $4.41 a litre today for mine and our Aussie $ is slightly higher than yours now.