A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

[vixen777]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

 

[jobill35]

How sick is that what is this world coming too

 

[CareyG]

A picnic table?? WTF??!!!​

 

[titanic71212]

I just don't know what to say, my mouth is hanging open in in in I don't know, a PICNIC TABLE,?

 

[chessa]

I have heard about a lot of things but a picnic table
?????????

 

[judyb57]

Ewwwww, can you imagine how people felt that had eaten off of his picnic table before? OMG! :harlie

 

[CALizzz]

From the title of the thread, I thought wood on wood! or imagine if he got a splinter..

But-

It was metal... I like where it says he would do it outside and sometimes inside!

What if he got stuck and had call the paramedics

What ever blows your skirt, I guess. I wonder why they taped him more than once though???

Oh and maybe he'd gone thru lots of blow up dollies and needed something stronger Ya... WTF Pretty Bizzare!!!!


Enjoy the day, I'm going to sleep.

XoXoX

I wonder if he considered it a date when they were outside or in the house???

 

[vixen777]

Ewwwww, can you imagine how people felt that had eaten off of his picnic table before? OMG!

I know when I heard it on the news I had to post this ...roflmaooooo Liz that was good "wood on wood"

 

[iataz]

Did he say if he thought the picnic table enjoyed it?

 

[CareyG]

Did he say if he thought the picnic table enjoyed it?

 

[lucky639]

ewwwww. What is wrong with his brain?

 

[emma13]

OMG I thought you were joking!!! SICK!!! SICK!!! SICK!!!EWWWW!!!How can something so sick be so funny??? I'm so cOnFuSeD!

 

[judyb57]

How can something so sick be so funny??? I'm so cOnFuSeD!

ROFLMAO, I agree Emma!

 

[sharon030161]

lmao! that is why i moved from ohio..freakin
s! ​

 

[RIPPERS1]

I ALSO THINK IT'S A VERY SICK ACT .

HOWEVER I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT TO PEOPLE WHOM THINK OHIO MEN ARE WEIRDOS THEY SHOULD NOTE THAT THIS WAS IN BELLEVUE,OHIO NEAR CLEVELAND,OHIO ON THE NORTHERN BORDER OF OHIO WHICH GETS LOTS OF IT'S POPULATION FROM NORTHERN STATES.

I ASSURE YOU THAT THE MEN IN SOUTHERN OHIO LIKE CINCINNATI,OHIO LOVE AND MAKE LOVE TO ONLY REAL WOMEN.

 

[judyb57]

LMAO Rippers, we are definitely not saying ALL men in Ohio are perverts! (Just THIS one!)

 

[CareyG]

lol dont wory Rippers we know you wont be having sex with your picnic table anytime soon!!:teasin​

 

[iataz]

lol dont wory Rippers we know you wont be having sex with your picnic table anytime soon!!

Only cuz he loaned his picnic table to the guy in Bellvue

 

[RIPPERS1]

Only cuz he loaned his picnic table to the guy in Bellvue

Thanks Taz for spilling the beans.
I had them going for awhile.....lol
:teasin:teasin:teasin

 

[judyb57]

Only cuz he loaned his picnic table to the guy in Bellvue

ROFLMAO!!! Iataz, BAD GIRL! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL