A Man Wins the Lottery

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the state lottery!"

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

 

[CareyG]

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[watsonleigh]

 

[tessa35]

This was hysterical....me and my husband really cracked up. Hopefully he doesn't get any ideas from this if he win the lottery. LOL

 

[CareyG]

This was hysterical....me and my husband really cracked up. Hopefully he doesn't get any ideas from this if he win the lottery. LOL

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