Jokes of the day!

[dani3839]

Too funny teramanujuan!!

 

[CareyG]

LMAO Right!

 

[dani3839]

 

[MeharAgarwal]

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  Jack Daniels Fishing Story
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  I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
  
  Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
  
  Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
  
  A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
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    Wooded Ravine
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    One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
    The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.
    
    Jim calls out to his golfing partner in an agitated voice, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here."
    
    Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"
    
    Jim shouts back, "Throw me my 7-iron! You can't get out of here with an 8-iron."​

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• Thought of the Day:
  
  “There comes a time in your life,
  when you walk away from all the drama
  and people who create it.
  You surround yourself with people
  who make you laugh.
  Forget the bad, and focus on the good.
  Love the people who treat you right,
  pray for the ones who don’t.
  Life is too short to be anything but happy.
  Falling down is a part of life,
  getting back up is living.”
  
  ~ Author Unknown​

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[CareyG]

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[vixen777]

 

[CareyG]

 

[ash190]

What did one hat say to the other?
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Stay here, I'm going on ahead!

 

[CareyG]

 

[vixen777]

 

[CareyG]

 

[vixen777]

 

[dani3839]

 

[CareyG]

LMAO

 

[dani3839]

 

[vixen777]

 

[vixen777]

 

[CareyG]

 

[dani3839]

 

[vixen777]