the 3 southern boys

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> >
> > Subject: The Three Southern Boys
> >
> >
> > THREE SOUTHERN BOYS
> >
> > Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
> >
> > The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they
> > sent for his two best
> >
> > friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
> > everything together.
> >
> > Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back
> > the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup,
> >
> > his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
> > over.'
> >
> > The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope,
> > ain't Bubba.'
> >
> > The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he
> > brought Gomer in to confirm.
> > 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him
> > over.'
> >
> > The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it
> > ain't Bubba.'
> >
> > The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
> >
> > 'Well, Bubba had two *******s.'
> >
> > 'What? He had two *******s?' asked the mortician.
> >
> > 'Yup, we never seen e m,' but everybody used to
> > say, 'There's Bubba with them two *******s.
> >

 

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