Re: "THE NAUGHTIEST LITTLE STREAKER" WINS $30!!!
As a military spouse, I've worked all around the U.S. and met some real "winners" for bosses...mostly men (no, these nummy-heads were atypical, not typical, so none of you men blast me here). Well, in one of my jobs, we were stationed in Kansas and I worked as the Admin Asp to the Administrator for the Nursing Facility. I'll call him Fred. The head RN, who also happened to be a man, we'll call Ken. These two constantly had testosterone issues with each. For example, when I asked Fred to train me on Medicare/Medicaid billing, he told me, "I make three times what you do. Learn it yourself." And, he meant it. When Ken got mad, he'd walk by my desk (which just happened to be at the front reception area) and wisked everything off my desk in a tantrum. Happened quite a few times and with some really important papers.
Well, one April fools day back in 1994, I got even with both. I wrote up a nasty, but very real looking resignation letter from Ken to Fred. I even faked Ken's signature via what little "technology" was available to me at the time. I put a copy of it in Fred's Inbox and let devils do what they will. Suffice it to say, Fred called Ken into his office and the voices got loud. Ken slammed out of the room, glanced at me as he was passing and slammed the door to his office. Fred came out, looked at me, was about to say something, I stared him down and he turned and slammed the door back on his way into his office.
Word got around as to what happened, but no one could pin the blame on me. I'm too sneaky for that. Don't mess with me or I can really get nasty and you won't even see it coming. A few months later, Ken resigned anyway and my family and I PCS'd to a new base. Shortly after arriving at our new location via military express, some of my friends (staff) from the Nursing Facility told me Fred wound up taking time off for having a nervous breakdown.
Bottom line--karma comes back to bite us all in the butt sooner or later. :teasin