> > Proof That The World Is Nuts :world
> >
> >
> > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
> > animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
> > relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like
> > THAT makes sense.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
> > woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
> > directly at them during the examination. He may only see
> > their reflection in a mirror.
> >
> > (Do they look different reversed?)ugly
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
> > corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of
> > the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood
> > at all times.
> >
> >
> > (A brick?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
> > decapitation.
> >
> >
> > (Much worse than "going blind!")
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
> > the countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay Them
> > for the privilege of having sex For the first time
> >
> > Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
> > virgins to marry.
> >
> >
> > (Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job
> > anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
> > her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare
> > hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,
> > may be killed in any manner desired.
> >
> >
> > (Ah! Justice!):chainsaw
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but
> > only in tropical fish stores.
> >
> >
> > (But of course!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
> > husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must
> > be in the room to witness the act.
> >
> >
> > (Makes one shudder at the thought.):dizzy
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~
> >
> >
> > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
> > sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
> >
> >
> > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
> > pass this law?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*:hammer
> >
> >
> > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
> > machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed
> > from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic
> > beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
> >
> >
> > (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as
> > Guam!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
> > hour.
> >
> >
> > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
> > for pleasure.
> >
> >
> > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > The ant can lift 50 ti mes its own weight, can pull 30
> > times its own weight and Always falls over on its right
> > side When intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of???)
> >
> >
> >
> > (Did the government pay For this research??)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> >
> > < B>(Ah, geez.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> >
> > (I know some people like that.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Starfish don't have brains.
> >
> >
> > (I know som e people like that, too.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > And, the best for last?
> >
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> >
> >
> > (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
> >